I'm not an artist

I'm not an artist,

I'm not a painter,

I'm not a barman,

I'm a negotiator,

I'm not a student union president,

I'm not a waiter,

I'm a calculator,

I'm a miser

wiser

financial advisor

helper

do-er

finger nail chewer,

I'm not a primark, 'how can I help you madam?'

I'm not a sandwich with butter and spam

I'm not introvert,

extrovert,

pervert,

word search,

contraverse,

see what I'm saying

is I'm not your everyday Joe,

I'm the combined effort of every

person I'll ever know.